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<html><u>The 7 Sexiest Celebrity Rehabs</u></html>\nA list article by your popular columnist. The title says it all.\n\nDo you like this Article?\n[[Yes|CYes]]\n[[No|CNo]]\n[[Maybe|CMaybe]]\n
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Yeah, you published a magazine:\n\n<<if $a eq "undefined">>Aliens kidnapped my Mormon Harem!<html><br></html><<endif>>\s\n<<if $b eq "undefined">>Selling Heroin in Iran - Part 9<html><br></html><<endif>>\s\n<<if $c eq "undefined">>The 7 Sexiest Celebrity Rehabs<html><br></html><<endif>>\s\n<<if $d eq "undefined">>Local Teen wins Bulldozer-Race!<html><br></html><<endif>>\s\n<<if $e eq "undefined">>How Social Media stopped Nuclear War<html><br></html><<endif>>\s\n<<if $f eq "undefined">>Newspaper mocks Minister<html><br></html><<endif>>\s\n\nYou can be real fucking proud!
by [[Matthias Conrady|http://cynik.de]]
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<html><u>Selling Heroin in Iran - Part 9</u></html>\nThe ninth part of the series of one of your more extreme reporters. Very popular with the youngsters.\n\nDo you like this Article?\n[[Yes|BYes]]\n[[No|BNo]]\n[[Maybe|BMaybe]]\n
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